Regal Joke of the Day

Regal Joke (or Pun) of the Day:

When is a 'piece of wood' like a King?
Answer: When it's a ruler!
Past Regal Jokes/Puns of the Day:

Which one of Henry VIII's wives enjoyed playing golf?
Answer: Catharine Par
Why did the King ban smoking in his court?
Answer: He was the AntiSmoKING!

A university creative writing class is asked to write essays containing four elements: religion, royalty, sex & mystery...  The prize-winning essay read: "My God," said the Queen, "I'm pregnant. I wonder whose it is?"

When a King has back problems - what is the usual diagnosis?
Answer: An aKING back!

What do Richard the Lionheart and Winnie the Pooh have in common?
Answer: The same middle name!

Why did the King put a bank machine in every castle?
Answer: So he could make Knightly deposits!

What do you call it when Knights get up and change their seats at the Round Table?
Answer: The Knight Shift

Why were the early days of history called the dark ages?
Answer: Because there were so many knights!

Where do the Kings' Knights go to eat dinner?
Answer: To an All-Knight Diner!

Is there any proof that people played tennis in Tudor Times?
Answer: YES!  Many people served in Henry VIII's Court!

Which English King invented the fireplace?
Answer: Alfred the Grate!

What was Camelot known for?
Answer: Its Knight life!

What's the difference between England and a Tea-Bag?
Answer: The Tea-Bag stays in the Cup Longer!

What did Anne Boleyn's mother say when her daughter said that she had fallen in love with Henry VIII?
Answer: Don't get too serious... that man's not worth losing your head over!

How do you find a Prince?
Answer: You follow his Foot Prince.

Why did the King go to the dentist?
Answer: To get his teeth crowned!

Have you ever seen a Duchess?
Answer: Yes... it's the same as an English "S". (get it?!?)

Why does the ghost of Anne Boleyn keep chasing the ghost of Henry VIII?
Answer: Because she's trying 2 get ahead!

Where did the 'Burger King' take the 'Dairy Queen' for their first date?
Answer: The 'White Castle'

Why was King Arthur's army too tired to fight?
Answer: They had too many sleepless knights!

The people stand up for their Royalty. But the Queen sits down for Royal-Tea.

What member of the royal family should always carry an umbrella?
Answer: the Reigning Monarch!

Why was Mike Tindall so excited about his wedding day today?
Answer: He finally gets to see the royal jewels!

When the queen was caught gambling... she had a royal flush!

I was looking for work and finally got a job as a historian. I liked it... until I realised there was no future in it!

Where do Knights learn to kill dragons?
Answer: At Knight School!

What does the Queen do after she burps?
Answer: She issues a royal pardon

The fattest Knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference.

Kings sometimes found that uprisings were a peasant surprise.

When the King asked the fool for a joke the fool just shrugged. He was the court gesture.

The Queen's favourite Chef was Knighted "Sir Loin"!

No one knew who was attacking the castle until we learned it was the forces of Sir Nymbas of Cumulus, the legendary Dark and Stormy Knight!

When one of her Grandsons misbehaves the Queen is having a bad HEIR day!

Kings worry about receding HEIR lines...
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